Yet another letter...

Dear stinky old man...

Do you really lack common sense??? When stepping into a full elevator....why oh why did you have to choose that precise moment to 'let one go'. That was rotten (literally) and not to mention completely and totally disgusting. I get enough farting at my house with the boy and the boyfriend...I swear it's in all men and boys...and you've just totally proven my theory.

Next time you feel that urge coming on...for the love of god...do NOT get on the elevator.

Thankyouverymuch!!!!!