~~Mel~~

~~Mel~~

Friday, March 27, 2009

Yet another letter...

Dear stinky old man...

Do you really lack common sense??? When stepping into a full elevator....why oh why did you have to choose that precise moment to 'let one go'. That was rotten (literally) and not to mention completely and totally disgusting. I get enough farting at my house with the boy and the boyfriend...I swear it's in all men and boys...and you've just totally proven my theory.

Next time you feel that urge coming on...for the love of god...do NOT get on the elevator.

Thankyouverymuch!!!!!

6 comments:

Mel @ ShimmerMeBlue said...

Hahaha, yes it is in all men! I call all my guys the "Stinky Hagan's"
I love these letters! I think you've caught on to something here!

Yaya said...

Ewwww!
I know right, what is with stinky stinks even riding elavotors w/ other ppl in them? Wait for the next one!

Schmoochiepoo said...

Ewwwwwwww! That's just rude.

LazyCrazyMama said...

LOL! I so would have barfed!!

Melissa said...

That is ubelievable! How gross!

Staci said...

LMAO!!!