~~Mel~~

~~Mel~~

Monday, April 27, 2009

Irrational Fear

So tell me you all have one and I'm not some crazy weirdo...lol.

What am I afraid of, you may ask? Welllllll, it's not mice, spiders, snakes...you know the usual stuff.

I am absolutely terrified of birds...any and all kinds. Just this morning after I dropped the boy off at daycare I was headed out the doors and a bird must have been sitting just above the door, it swooped down right in front of me...and let's just say it was NOT pretty. I let out a scream that I'm sure woke the entire neighbourhood up (I didn't feel bad though, it was 7:45...and they all should have been up anyway lol).

Where does this fear come from? To be honest, I haven't got a clue! The only thing I can think of is that bio-idiot's mom and stepdad had about 6 of them as pets...I'm sure they are lovely animals...but they let these birds fly around their tiny townhouse and let me tell ya they crapped EvErYwHeRe...and I do mean everywhere...so perhaps that's what it is...I'm scared of being pooped on...but I think it may be a little more than that...and I'm sure I've done this to myself...

But I've had nightmares...crazy nightmares...as in a bird was using their 'claws' to claw at me and scratch me. So how does a fear of a bird relieving itself all over you turn into death by birds??? That I'm really not sure of.

I hope I started your Monday off with a laugh and that you all had great weekends!!!!

18 comments:

Staci said...

Ahhhh! Birds are pretty gross! My husband is terrified of them! Our old house had a barn swallow problem and once they nested they would squawk and swoop at you! Like ALWAYS! gross!

That Girl said...

W-T-F? lmao Silly girl but you were right about everyone should be up at 7:45. Thats kinda how I feel too. If I cant sleep than noone else should either.

3 Peas in a Pod said...

Birds are a freaky. Especially when they swoop down on your or poop all over. Yick!

I have nightmares about spiders. All I can figure out is that my sister used to pick up daddy long legs and throw them at me when we were kids. That's probably why I hate veal scallopini and beef stroganoff too b/c she used to shove that in my face as well! Ahh gotta loves kids' antics.

Much love from NJ,
Sue
xoxo

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Jen said...

It's the swooping and the pooping! and the claws - and probably The Raven, and The Birds - they don't have a good reputation in fiction. Now a songbird in a tree in the woods, that's nice!

Yaya said...

Gosh you even have nightmares about them? That's pretty scary!

Melissa said...

I'm not afraid of birds, but I do know what it's like to have an irrational fear! I am terrified of spiders and have nightmares about them all the time. It's completely weird how a fear like that begins.

LazyCrazyMama said...

LOL!! Did you watch The Birds at a precious young age? Birds freaked me out for quite a while after seeing that movie!

Just Me said...

I think birds are pretty...when they are in a cage, or not flying over my head. They freak me out when they fly over me or too close.

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