Thursday, March 19, 2009

Funniest Pick-up Lines

I've heard some pretty bad ones in my lifetime...but I think it's safe to say that these take the cake!

Guys if you are out there reading this (because most woman just don't do cheesy pick-up lines lol) please don't EVER use any of these...

1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up


Carole said...

OMG those are great. I am laughing so hard!!
Thanks Mel


Staci said...

LMAO!!!! I would die if someone said one of these to me....

Shimmermeblue said...

Haha those are great! I'd knock some dumb guy out if he ever said any one of those to me! The diarhea one was just sick! LMAO

Yaya said...

Oh my gosh! These are just wrong!

That Girl said...

LMAO too funny! I've never seen this before.

Impulsive Addict said...

Number 3 made me throw up in my mouth a little but number 9 would definitely make me want to sex him up RIGHT THEN AND THERE!! LMAO!

Rosemarie said...

Oh my gosh - I am CRACKING UP! That was hysterical!

(Thanks so much for leaving a comment on my blog and being a follower! Yay!)

Melissa said...

Oh my goodness! Too funny! I LOVE it! Surely no guy would be crazy enough to use one of these lines. Right?!

Jen said...


Toni said...

Haaa haaaa!!!! I have never heard any of those! Good stuff!